Total Medals Earned: 206 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,155 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/18 (155/275 points)
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 35 running birds!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Disintegrate the creator of Kirby and return victorious. Good job!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (260/435 points)
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
You know you want this medal
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
Medals Earned: 14/17 (400/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 4/37 (20/420 points)
Enter the village for the first time.
Open the first present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the second present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh gift!
Open the twelfth gift!
Open the thirteenth gift! (Before Brandy Does)
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth gift!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second gift!
Open the twenty-third gift!
Open the twenty-fourth gift!
Open the twenty-fifth gift!
Open the twenty-sixth gift!
Open the twenty-seventh gift!
Open the twenty-eighth gift!
Open the twenty-ninth gift!
Open the thirtieth gift!
Open the thirty-first gift!
Happy New Year!!! Thank you for playing Tankmas 2021! See you next year!
Score 15 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Score 30 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade game
Score 40 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Receive a Kiss from Tom Fulp, or anyone with this medal
Medals Earned: 6/9 (105/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 19/20 (475/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Get caught by a UFO
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)